Dear jerk who decided to rate me today,

I would like to thank you for your generosity in rating me a 7. Not only was it highly amusing to see you and your two friends observe me and look me up and down several times, but it was also entertaining that you, kindly, announced your rating to me. "Seven. Seven." Little head nod in between and one more glance before you looked happily over at your friends. "Seven." Mind you, I had been woken up at 3:30am by my dad in Las Vegas so that I would be able to drive to Utah and make it in time for my class. When you and I serendipitously crossed paths, I was messy, dis-groomed, and disheveled. So thank you. Thank you for making me laugh and rating my physical appearance today. It truly made my that minute of my day.